Pig Spa Day Kit™

Mud, but curated.

Your pig already rolls in mud. The Pig Spa Day Kit™ elevates this from a biological instinct to a luxury wellness experience. Includes artisanal mud sourced from a specific region of Vermont, a cucumber eye mask that will be eaten immediately, a terrycloth robe (size XXXL), and a guided meditation audio track narrated by a soothing voice your pig will not understand. Same mud. Different intention.