🐄 Farm Animal Lifestyle Upgrades
Pig Spa Day Kit™
Mud, but curated.
$109.99
Your pig already rolls in mud. The Pig Spa Day Kit™ elevates this from a biological instinct to a luxury wellness experience. Includes artisanal mud sourced from a specific region of Vermont, a cucumber eye mask that will be eaten immediately, a terrycloth robe (size XXXL), and a guided meditation audio track narrated by a soothing voice your pig will not understand. Same mud. Different intention.
Specifications
Mud SourceArtisanal (Vermont)
Eye MaskCucumber (will be eaten)
Robe SizeXXXL
Meditation Audio20 minutes (pig will not listen)
Reviews
Barbara
Cow
“MOOOOO. (Translated: 'The mud was mud.')”
Eleanor Whittaker
Pig Spa Day Kit owner
“My pig rolled in the artisanal Vermont mud and then immediately rolled in regular mud. She did not distinguish. I did. The Vermont mud smelled slightly better.”
