🐄 Farm Animal Lifestyle Upgrades
Cow Yoga Mat™
For mindful grazing.
$89.99
Your cow grazes. But does your cow graze mindfully? The Cow Yoga Mat™ transforms ordinary pasture time into a centered, intentional experience. This extra-large yoga mat (8' × 4') features a non-slip grass-textured surface, alignment guides for all four hooves, and a built-in speaker that plays ambient chewing sounds. Your cow was already standing on grass. Now they're standing on grass with purpose.
Specifications
Dimensions8' × 4'
SurfaceNon-slip grass texture
Alignment Guides4 hooves
Built-In AudioAmbient chewing sounds
Reviews
Barbara
Cow
“MOOOOO. (Translated: 'The yoga mat was adequate.')”
Tony Mazetti
Cow Yoga Mat owner
“My cow stood on the yoga mat for eight hours. She was already standing. She was already on grass. But now it was intentional. I think.”
