🐄 Farm Animal Lifestyle Upgrades
Chicken Noise-Canceling Headphones™
Block existential clucking.
$149.99
Chickens live in a constant state of low-grade audio chaos. The Chicken Noise-Canceling Headphones™ use adaptive noise suppression to filter out the sounds of existential clucking, competitive pecking, and the rooster who won't stop. Features three modes: Focus (blocks other chickens), Deep Work (blocks everything), and Denial (plays calming rain sounds while the coop descends into chaos).
Specifications
Noise CancellationActive (adaptive cluck filtering)
ModesFocus, Deep Work, Denial
Battery Life12 hours
FitOne size fits most poultry (does not)
Reviews
Margaret
Chicken
“BAWK. (Translated: 'I can still hear everything.')”
