Pettential
Tortoise HIIT Program™
🐢 Reptile Fitness & Mobility

Tortoise HIIT Program™

12-week plan. 1% improvement guaranteed.*

$149.99

High-Intensity Interval Training reimagined for the tortoise athlete. This 12-week program features three sessions per week (tortoise attendance: 0), progressive overload principles adapted for animals that cannot be overloaded, and a performance tracker that has never recorded a change. The 1% improvement guarantee applies to motivation, not speed. *Not noticeable. *Not guaranteed. *Tortoise may not participate.

Specifications

Duration12 weeks
Improvement Guarantee1%*
*DisclaimerNot noticeable
Sessions Per Week3 (tortoise attendance: 0)
Equipment NeededNone (tortoise will not use it anyway)

Reviews

Linda
Linda
Tortoise

I have no idea what's happening.

Ryan Ashford
Ryan Ashford
Tortoise HIIT Program owner

The ROI on my tortoise's HIIT program is technically zero, but the graphs are beautiful.