
🐢 Reptile Fitness & Mobility
Sloth High-Intensity Interval Training™
One rep per week.
$129.99
Traditional HIIT programs assume the participant will complete multiple repetitions within a session. The Sloth HIIT Program™ makes no such assumption. Featuring a single repetition per week, a 6-day recovery window, and a progress chart that updates monthly (no visible change), this program meets the sloth exactly where they are: motionless. Includes a foam roller your sloth will sleep on.
Specifications
Reps Per Week1
Recovery Period6 days
Progress ChartUpdates monthly (no visible change)
Foam RollerIncluded (used for sleeping)
Reviews

Steve
Sloth
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Derek Pullman
Sloth HIIT owner
“My sloth completed one rep in week one. We are now in week thirty-six. He has not attempted a second rep. The foam roller is his bed now.”

