🐈 Corporate Pets Division
LinkedIn Premium for Cats™
Endorse: napping, pushing things off tables, ignoring stakeholders.
$59.99
Your cat has been networking passively for years — sitting in rooms, observing meetings, making eye contact with no one. LinkedIn Premium for Cats™ formalizes this. Features include a professionally written profile (Skills: napping, pushing things off tables, ignoring stakeholders, strategic indifference), endorsement automation, and InMail templates that are never sent. Your cat's profile will show 500+ connections, all of whom are also cats.
Specifications
Profile SkillsNapping, pushing things off tables, ignoring stakeholders
Connections500+ (all cats)
InMail Templates12 (never sent)
EndorsementsAutomated (all for 'strategic indifference')
Reviews
Patricia
Cat
“(Did not respond to request for comment.)”
Tamara Voss
LinkedIn Premium for Cats subscriber
“After 6 months of career coaching, my cat still sleeps 18 hours a day. But now she does it with executive presence.”
