🐈 Corporate Pets Division
Dog Performance Review Toolkit™
'Needs improvement: mailman relations.'
$79.99
Every employee deserves structured feedback — including the one who eats shoes. The Dog Performance Review Toolkit™ includes quarterly review templates, a competency matrix (Fetching: Exceeds Expectations. Mailman Relations: Critical Deficiency. Staying: Inconsistent.), and a development plan with SMART goals. Your dog will receive the review, wag their tail, and learn absolutely nothing. The tail wag will be noted as 'positive reception to feedback.'
Specifications
Review FrequencyQuarterly
Competency AreasFetching, Sitting, Mailman Relations, Staying
SMART Goals TemplateIncluded
Feedback ReceptionTail wag (interpreted as positive)
Reviews
Doug
Dog
“I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU I LOVE EVERYTHING”
