🐟 Aquatic Performance
Aquarium Standing Desk™
Improves posture, reduces float fatigue.
$199.99
Your fish has been floating horizontally for its entire life. The Aquarium Standing Desk™ introduces vertical workspace orientation to the aquatic professional, promoting spinal alignment in an animal with no spine. Features an adjustable height range of 2-6 inches and a built-in document holder for memos your fish cannot read. Studies show zero correlation between desk orientation and fish productivity, which we consider a baseline.
Specifications
Height Range2–6 inches (adjustable)
MaterialMarine-grade acrylic
Weight Capacity0.02 lbs (one fish)
Assembly RequiredYes (fish cannot help)
Reviews
Gerald
Goldfish
“I am standing. I was already standing. I am now standing near a desk.”
Chad Gullet
Aquarium Standing Desk owner
“I bought the standing desk for my betta fish because he seemed tired of floating horizontally. He is now floating horizontally next to a desk. Progress.”
