🐍 Serpent Workplace Solutions
Snake Tie Collection™
Pre-knotted. They can't tie it.
$89.99
First impressions matter — even when you're a limbless reptile entering a conference room. The Snake Tie Collection™ features three premium neckties pre-knotted for immediate deployment. Available in Hostile Takeover Blue, Quarterly Loss Gray, and Merger Burgundy. Each tie is designed to slip over the head region of most standard snakes, though 'head region' is used loosely. Dry clean only. Snake not included.
Specifications
Available ColorsHostile Takeover Blue, Quarterly Loss Gray, Merger Burgundy
Pre-KnottedYes (they can't tie it)
Material100% polyester (machine washable, snake not included)
SizesOne size fits most snakes (does not fit any snakes)
Reviews
Kevin
Snake
“I ate it.”
Brenda Faulk
Performance Reviews subscriber
“My snake received a performance review. He ate it. They sent another one. He ate that too. 10/10 service.”
