🐦 Avian Professional Development
Email Tone Translator™
Converts chirps into passive aggression.
$99.99
Your bird communicates. The problem is that their chirps, while enthusiastic, lack the nuanced passive-aggression required in modern corporate email. The Email Tone Translator™ converts raw avian vocalizations into perfectly calibrated professional emails. 'CHIRP CHIRP' becomes 'Per my last email.' 'SQUAWK' becomes 'Just following up.' 'Silence' becomes 'As previously discussed.'
Specifications
Translations Supported47 chirp variations
Passive Aggression LevelAdjustable (mild to corporate)
Compatible SpeciesAll songbirds, parrots, corvids
CC/BCC SupportAlways BCC (birds don't share)
Reviews
Diane
Parrot
“Per my last email. Per my last email. Per my last email. Per my last email.”
François Delacroix
Email Tone Translator owner
“My cockatiel's chirp was translated to 'Per my last email, the seed dish is empty.' I have never felt more professionally communicated with by a bird.”
